Богатый поп заспорил с бедным попом

Богатый поп заспорил с бедным попом об одном селе. Стали они жаловаться преосвященному. Вызвал он к себе бедного и богатого. Они приходят к нему. Архиерей и говорит:

- Из попов-то есть дураки! Нашли о чем спорить!

Спрашивает у богатого?

- Какой час?

Тот вытаскивает часы из кармана. Архиерей говорит:

- Двадцать лет ты учен, а оказываешься дураком! Должен был посмотреть на сегодняшнее число и это время, что нужно начинать петь, что в какой час поется: глас первый или глас восьмой! Ну-ка ты, - говорит архиерей бедному попу, - отвечай, голубчик, когда умеешь с богатыми судиться!

- Говорите, ваше преосвященство!

- А что сегодня бог делает?

- А мне сказали, что его дома нет, - я был у него!

- А где же он сегодня?

- Поехал в степь!

- Зачем?

- Пеньку скупать!

- На что ж ему пенька?

- А кнут вить!

- На что?

- А вас бить, зачем небыли спрашивать!

- Молодец! - сказал архиерей. - Село остается за тобой!

ผลลัพธ์ (อังกฤษ) 1:

A rich pop zasporil with the poor priest of the village. Were they complaining about his. He called the poor and the rich. They come to him. Bishop says:-From Popov-the fools! Find something to argue about!Asked the rich?-What time is it?He pulls out the watch from his pocket. Bishop says:-20 years, Remi, and you find yourself fool! Had to look at today and this is the time to begin to sing, that hour is sung: the voice of the voice of the eighth or first! Come on you, says Bishop-priest, a poor answer, Blu, when you know how with rich Sue!-Say, your grace!What God is doing today?-And I was told that his home is not,-I was there!-And where is it today?-Went to the desert!-Why?-Hemp up!-The well it hemp?-A whip to!-On what?-And you beat, why weren't asking!-Well Done! Bishop said. -The village is for you!

ผลลัพธ์ (อังกฤษ) 2:

Rich pop arguing with the poor priest of a village. They began to complain to the bishop. He summoned to his rich and poor. They come to him. The bishop and said: - Of the priests, that is stupid! Got nothing to argue! Ask the rich? - What time is it? He pulls out a watch from his pocket. The bishop said: - Twenty years you're a scientist, and you find yourself a fool! Had to look at today's date and the time that is necessary to begin to sing, that the hour is sung voice or the voice of the first eight! Come on you - says the bishop poor ass, - answer, my friend, when you know how to sue the rich! - Speak, Your Eminence! - And what God is doing today? - I was told that he was not at home - I was with him ! - And where is he now? - I went into the steppe! - Why? - Hemp buy! - What does he hemp? - A whip twist! - What? - And you beat him, why nebyli ask! - Well done! - Said the Bishop. - The village is up to you!

ผลลัพธ์ (อังกฤษ) 3:

Rich pop заспорил with poor ballade about one village. Have they complain about bishops. Has caused it to be poor and rich. They come to it. The bishops and said:Lord - From Popov, the there is a mistake! Found on the argue!

Asked the rich?Lord - what hour?lord trots out the clock from the pockets. The bishops said:Lord - twenty years in format AMSBIB: thou, and by stupid bastard! Must have been to see the today's number, and this is the time that you want to start singing,That, in a one hour sounds: voices voices the first or eighth! I-ka you, - said the bishops poor CPSP, - Jacob, flat feet slapping, when hell with rich suing!Lord - speak, your holiness!Lord - and that God makes?

- As well, they told me that his home no, - I was at him!Lord - and where it is today, Lord?- went to hiss!Lord - Why?Lord - an underdrawn sketch buy!Lord - on that train to him image usage policy.?Lord - and Knut persisting!Lord - the Lord?- and you kicked him, Why commemorate by name over ask!Lord - Well Done!- said the bishops. - The Village remains for you!